The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.

Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!

by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020

sand bagging

Used in street racing. It means to be cheated out of a race or the opponent purposefully slowing down so the margin of victory seems smaller then it actually was.

That guy was sand bagging me so bad, dude!

by Stik E March 9, 2007

Poon Sand

The particles of dried female ejaculate left on the bed after sex (usually after long-stroking/pulling out most of the way and slamming it all the way in) that feels like sand.

Damn baby, look at all that poon sand on the bed!

by J.C. Simo October 29, 2011

sand flopper

A person who wears flip flops to the beach and when they walk
they unknowingly throw sand every where. They throw sand all over peoples blankets and wonder why people stare at them.

Look at that sand flopper throwing sand all over our blankets and food.

by Welcometothedustshow July 8, 2010

sand chubby

When water from a shower makes your cum clog into a ball and eventually clog your shower drain

"Man I just spent 300 dollars because my drain was clogged with sand chubbys"

by defense against sand chubbys July 5, 2017

Blood and sand

A polite way of saying bloody hell

Blood and sand! I've just burnt the toast!!!

by Confuzzled1 May 24, 2011

sand monkey

arab towel head who sits on his camel all day out in the desert

"You see that new Arab kid?"
"Yeah, where he came from he was the biggest sand monkey"

by Ian Hunter is gay February 23, 2003