Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day
Traci - How was it?
Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
Traci - How was it?
Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010
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Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
by Meiandus January 13, 2014
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Get the Samongan mug.When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
by Phantumps December 6, 2016
Get the Salmoning mug.The out-of-control act or process of crossbreeding and producing multiple offsprings at an alarming rate by mating individuals of two different distinct breeds. One, of Polynesian stock, is the Samoan species. And the other, from which has emerged from man-kinds motherland of Africa, is the Negro species.
Samoaniggahz: (noun)
... is what you get, when a Samoan and Black (Negro/Afro-American) produces multiple offsprings... you get "SAMOANIGGAHZ" (some more negros).
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Crossbreeding is usually done with the intent of producing offspring that share the traits of both parent lineages, especially if the traits are beneficial:
"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 children all have beautiful wavy hair and
they are tall and can play basketball... and still give a good beat down, for laughs!!!"
However, an irresponsible crossbreeding can also produce animals of inferior quality or weaken purebred gene pool:
"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 obese children all have an eating problem and
they are all lazy and don't want to work.... but they all still find the money to drink
40's every night!!!"
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Love I s Unconditional Forever Always Understanding
... is what you get, when a Samoan and Black (Negro/Afro-American) produces multiple offsprings... you get "SAMOANIGGAHZ" (some more negros).
Supplement-
Crossbreeding is usually done with the intent of producing offspring that share the traits of both parent lineages, especially if the traits are beneficial:
"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 children all have beautiful wavy hair and
they are tall and can play basketball... and still give a good beat down, for laughs!!!"
However, an irresponsible crossbreeding can also produce animals of inferior quality or weaken purebred gene pool:
"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 obese children all have an eating problem and
they are all lazy and don't want to work.... but they all still find the money to drink
40's every night!!!"
Love I s Unconditional Forever Always Understanding
Love I s Unconditional Forever Always Understanding
by Eye Kye N Dye December 31, 2016
Get the Samoaniggahz mug.Someone who is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. She is very sexy and can pull any nigga she wants and fasholy will take yo nigga. She is also very good at basketball and will break yo WCW ankles.You cannot ever be mad at her because she will always make you forget why u were mad at her when you see that beautiful attractive smile.
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