Dirty Sammichez

it is when a you take a sandwich and rub it in your ass crack and then and rub it on the someones upper lip leaving a mustache

Damien said, it is time for lunch I think I will give her a dirty Sammichez.

by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015

ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.

Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.

by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021

Dubba Down Sammich

Commonly regarded in Tennessee as the most glorious gift of God since Slim Jims.

Hick: Well a'course god is real! If he ain't, who created dubba down sammiches!!

Me: uh, KFC?

Hick: Naw god done dun it thru KFC. Yuns best be a-findin' jesus and a dubba down sammich 'fur its too late!

Me: I would respond to that, but I seriously have no idea what you just said.

by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

summit high school

The greatest school there is. Unlike many other schools we have grown the tolerance to be able to have fun on the weekends and yet be able to achieve more than most schools. We get into good colleges and the majority of kids live wealthy successful lives. Nearyby schools are often jealous and it is not their fault. It is hard not to hate the town that has the best parties, education, and sports. So for those of you who do not like Summit High School, it is not our faults you suck at life

John Corzine went to Summit High School and was a C student. Now a multi-millionaire and our state senator.

by WeAreBetter January 31, 2005

sammich

A sandwich made with love by a woman.

You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!

by jermybanana November 10, 2009