Hail Storm

To pass a kidney stone in your ejaculate.

He was planning on giving her some throat yogurt, and hit her with a hail storm.

by thacoldest719 January 27, 2015

Total Fucking Shit Storm

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

by Godfatha September 14, 2012

Any port in a storm

It's a sort of motto, used in jest or as an insult about another. It means to accept less than your desires or to lower your standards under pressure.

When closing time approached, Dan started hitting on some old bat. "Any port in a storm", muttered the bartender to the waitress.

by ajf November 26, 2003

Ember Storm

An Original Pony Character. He is an alicorn with an orange scarf, who is generally a huge Mary Sue. He is also hopelessly in love with Twilight Sparkle, who is a trap.

Man, that Ember Storm is such a Mary Sue!

I heard Ember Storm is into traps!

by Mr. BuddyGuy August 1, 2011

operation desert storm

Operation Desert Storm was when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Saddam called it:"The thirteenth province of Iraq". The U.S. Army drove back Saddam into his soil after 1991 (a few month's after the occupation). See also: Gulf War

George Bush senior launched it.

by John Smith February 15, 2004

metal storm

1. A really sweet Slayer song. IT is arguably the best song off their first album "Show no Mercy".

2. A type of gun

Metal Storm is a kick ass song.

by Slaytanicbloodfart August 7, 2007

piss up a storm

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H October 17, 2004