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stupiditis

A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.
That guy has Stupiditis
Pretty sure 2+2 is still 4, damn your Stupiditis is bad
How come when you open your mouth, it sounds like Stupiditis is coming out?
by honneamise November 26, 2018
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stupidity

Stupidity is a genetic tendancy to try anything, it is most common in males ( 28%). In pre-history it increased the survival fitness of the group if a minority of males were oblivious to danger. Many of the dangers of the pre-historic world could not have been dealt with by sensible females, sensible females also stumble onto fewer discoveries or inventions (good or bad).

The gene for stupidity survives because it benefits the group, while the individual with it usually dies early, the gene is passed on.

Humanity is presently the dominant species on earth solely because we are the most stupid species, not because we are the most sensible, it is a strategy that only offers short term victory, as we randomly destroy the planet we will wipe ourselves out in an evolutionarily short time span.
Einstein, universally celebrated as a genius, yet a genius can still be stupid, he was responisible for the greatest stupidity in history, the Atomic Bomb.
by locklov August 22, 2009
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Stupidbowl

An NCAA football bowl game that is meaningful only to the immediate families of the athletes involved and a handful of alumni from the school. Often includes unranked teams from obscure colleges that barely qualified for a bowl game and sponsored by questionable companies. The opposite of the Superbowl.
Jim: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Skip: Watching Louisiana Tech play East Carolina in the Beef'O'Brady Bowl, formerly known as the Magic Jack Bowl. It's played inside a baseball stadium!
Jim: Why would you waste your time with that Stupidbowl? We could watch paint dry instead.
by The New Musicologist December 31, 2012
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stupidity

sitting at the computer all day looking up words on Urbandictionary.com
person 1: dude i was up all night looking up words on urbandictionary.

person 2: wow u suffer from an extreme case of stupidity.
by portiakf October 30, 2008
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el stupido americano

a american who cant even locate his country on a map and still thinks he lives in the greatest country on earth
el stupido americano: this is the greatest country on earth
*world burns around them*
by lolusayay November 24, 2020
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stupidified

When something baffles you so much that you feel like a total moron.
Steve: "Did you see when Darren Brown predicted the lottery on live TV?"
Rohelio: "Yeah man, that shit left me stupidified!"
by musicfreak36 February 28, 2015
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The feeling of having been made to feel Stupid by another person means " stupidified"
oh my god i just got " stupidified ".. i shouldn't have allowed her to make a fool out of me.
by Sandhya udayshankar November 25, 2007
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