patrick stump

Vocalist and rhythm guitarist for Fall Out Boy. He has large sideburns. He wears glasses and hats most of the time.

Patrick sang so well at the show last night!

by clicheeeeeeee April 29, 2005

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cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

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Patrick stump fan: is always socially awkward when it comes to every thing, is confused when people say Pete Wentz is their celebrity heartthrob when patrickbis clearly a little marshmallow to them. They love the album soul punk and knows exactly what Patrick is saying in sugar we're going down and this ain't a scene it's an arms race

Patrick stump fan: I love Patrick stump so much he's my little marshmallow

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me

Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*

by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL December 26, 2016

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Patrick Stump

MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT-
HE'S SO SHORT AND STUBBY BUT SO ADORBALE AND NRINRJRBRKR

"No one can pull of a fedora."

` Patrick Stump can. `

by smol-aesthetic-weirdo March 26, 2017

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Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003

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