Squash

A slang word for a homosexual date between two or more male occupants..
Today Shandy & Cade decided to go for a squash after work.. They chose to go to the movies to share interests and form a homosexual connection..
by UrbanArticulate June 9, 2018
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tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.
Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!
by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018
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Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.
Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together
by Chantix69 October 29, 2021
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Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.
I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023
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Squashed Butterflies

To "squashed butterflies," is to suppress or sacrifice one's dreams and aspirations in order to conform to societal expectations.
Butterflies referring to the euphemism of "having butterflies in your stomach", as a form of nervous excitment. To supress the things that give an iduvidual that sensation is to 'squash' them, and push away the thing that brings them joy - whether that be a person, career or particular pursuit.
"It's too unrealistic, so all I had was squashed butterfliess."
by cliche_kid July 26, 2023
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Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it
Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?
by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019
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Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails
'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash
by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018
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