Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
Get the speed testmug. The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
Get the Speed Parachutemug. by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
Get the warp speedmug. In video games. Sometimes Tool Assisted. When a player completes the game as fast as possible, disreguarding the enviornment, difficulty and minor enemies.
by VidCom Ind. July 11, 2009
Get the Speed Runmug. When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-country runners, track athletes, swimmers, etc. Although throwers and jumpers are not basing on speed, but rather throwing or jumping ability, the term "speed goggles" is still applied.
Guy 1- "Man that girl is fine."
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"
by Cybulski FTW May 1, 2006
Get the speed gogglesmug. by J-shay December 28, 2005
Get the speed kingmug. by 5'11"Racer September 20, 2006
Get the top speedmug.