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tha gayest sport where a bunch of dick licking brazilians kik tha ball around and try 2 get it in the net the size of a brazilian home
Brazilians are so poor afghanistan laughs at it
soccer by Chody June 21, 2004
"hey joe, did you enjoy that soccer last night at your place. i certainly did, and so did joe jr. in here," said sally
soccer by Anonymous April 6, 2003
A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.
American: did you watch the soccer game last night?
English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot
soccer by fatty boom boom September 10, 2008
hey brock wanna go play soccer, ofc daddy ;)
11 players playing in a field. you can use all of your body execpt hands

but......... dont play it its FUCKING boring
soccer by lee chan hee September 3, 2003
only the best sport ever!! America sucks at it. Brazil owns and England invented it long ago. more well known by calling it futbal or football!! golassssssssooo!! goals will win you a game but its not as easy as it looks so i challenge you to freaken get up and try to see what the pros do!! you could never do that!! Soccer is the best sport in the world!
did you see the soccer game Brazil vs. England, Brazil won 3-0.
soccer by aggrandizementloquacious February 26, 2010