zipper sniffer

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).

Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.

by scumbaggage April 30, 2013

shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick

I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again

by realg March 31, 2015

pneumatic sniff

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster

I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.

by Pandastic July 8, 2016

Cheeky Sniff

The act of scratching a sweaty ballsack or arsehole and swiftly sniffing your fingers

Person 1: *scratches arsehole and sniffs fingers*
Person 2: did you just have a cheeky sniff?
Person 1: no

by Win Kee July 9, 2016

liniment sniffer

Liniment Sniffer, a person who hang's around football club rooms on game day for no good reason.

Look at that guy over there, he's a liniment sniffer, 3 weeks in a row.

by Double Doubles May 4, 2017

Snail Sniffer

Men names Marshall who get salty when they can’t find the snail.

Marshall is a “salty snail sniffer”

by The_og_giraffe November 9, 2021

Biden Scoop and Sniff

The complex series of highly coordinated movements Joe Biden skillfully executes in order to sniff the hair of an unwitting teenage female. The careful dance involves first the scooping of his face towards the female's hair, then the titular sniffing action that allows him to inhale her fragrance.

Boy he's really mastered the 'ol Biden Scoop and Sniff!

by Exert February 18, 2021