snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 07, 2014

Snail Call

This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.

Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today

Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?

Person 3: heck yeah we should

Person 1,2 and 3:

SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL

Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?

by MuLaysPancakes June 17, 2020

White snail

Cumming on a girls belly (or multiple girls) and using it as a slip-and-slide.

Jerry: " yea, me and my girlfriends did the white snail yesterday!"
Owen: "noice roice!"

by InsanityUB June 09, 2017

Snail drag

when a ho sits on your face and drags her snatch across the bridge of your nose and down your chest leaving a slimy residue!

last nightg when I was with your mom she showed me the ropes(snail drag)

by adam fick April 20, 2006

Snail Pepehands

snail is a pleb in admiral bulldog who imprison because of playing music “becalmed” in the game of sea of thieves.

you can use the sentence everytime you hear “becalmed” soundtrack anywhere or you see uncausedsnail85 in admiral bulldog’s stream
“snail pepehands his only crime was music pepehands”

by peppapog March 13, 2021

raisin snail

An old woman's vagina

That skank is so old, she doesn't have a pussy. She has a raisin snail.

by baby_tapeworm March 01, 2014

snail's doorstep

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

by Loopydave February 20, 2017