vagina smooch

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)

So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.

by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008

Cooch Smooch

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.

by Miss Tracey xox May 4, 2011

smoochie wolly wolly

the act of getting smoochie wolly wolly; hardcore makeout sesh; tonsil hockey; frenching a fella; often includes a little smoochie and a lot of wolly wolly; term should be used with caution - may cause severe embarrassment

I obvi wanted to get smoochie wolly wolly with you but you ditched me...sadness

by Danielle McAdams May 20, 2008

mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

smoochy

sweet, kind, loveable greek person that likes to scratch other people's back without complaining. From time to time they like to make some sort of scandals, raise their fingers and point and shout but they learn how to behave with time...

a kind smoochy

by Gio-1234 February 3, 2009

cack smooch

To smooch a cock. Means Cock Smooch

Man, I sure want to smooch his cack

I could go for a good cack smoochin' right now

by Troggy January 26, 2005