Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 11, 2024

Kansas Sickness

A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.

“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”

“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”

by WaltonT October 14, 2023

bus sickness

When you get sick on the bus -_-

Is bus sickness a thing?

by BrownDevil994 February 8, 2024

Drone Sickness

As in, "suffers from"
A condition that affects conspiracy theorists. A tendency to feel sick or affected after even reading about someting conspiracy related. A product of a conspiratorial imagination.

Oh, yea, my uncle and aunt suffer from Drone Sickness. They read about those drone sightings and said they felt sick.

by Crowfriend December 19, 2024

motion sickness

When you wanna barf from witnessing/filing too many court-petition proceedings.

Now dat Fletcher Reede has to tell da truth all da time, he might get motion sickness from da voluminous courtroom wranglings dat he has to deal with on a daily basis.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025

motion sickness

The condition where someone experiences nausea more easily whilst staring at screen devices on a car ride, like the one commonly experienced by these "iPad kids" (a backronym standing for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

Ever since Timmy started gaming on his tablet during road trips, he's been hit hard with motion sickness—classic case of an iPad kid!

by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025

Acute DSB Sickness

Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.

Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.

L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness

by danthegmgman May 10, 2010