shrinklage

an act of shrinking and wrinkling

hey dude, theres an old guy skinny dippin in the pool.

that's some massive shrinklage you got goin on there, bro!

by shrinklage February 27, 2009

Shrinky Dink

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.

Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)

by SM3393 January 9, 2009

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

Shonks

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

by LucieG March 11, 2019

shrok

The shrok is a cute, mystical, magical, and magnificent creature. Could be found in the swamp, friends with big chungus and donkeh. Enjoys cute people and chanting ooga chunga. could be found talking to big chungus. likes eating bugs and is one of the hottest beings known to man. even more than shrek. could be a insult or complement depending on context.

Your so annoying, stop being a shrok

Come here shrok

Damn ur thicccc, remind me of shrok

by cuteboi443 October 17, 2019

scronky

something that hits the window after a violent sneeze

An example atchoo......splat

by Paul December 25, 2003

shrink outside the box

1. To lose one's erection immediately after vaginal intercourse in which ejaculation occurs, and the penis is pulled out.

2. To seek sex with partners that fall outside of one's normal sexual partners, as in to "think outside the box."

1. "Wow, I thought I'd never shrink outside the box last night after porking the ole lady. Damn that Cialis"

2. "Man, you really were shrinking outside the box when you hooked up with that field goal post, Frank."

by noumenal December 31, 2008