Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015

Shreesh

An extremely sexy man who is intelligent. Girls want him, guys want to be him.

Oh, I'm a Shreesh cause I get the ladies!

by ImASeXyLaD July 8, 2017

Shreads

Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.

Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"

Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"

Dude: "Roflmao!"

by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009

Shrekt

To experience an utterly devastating, cruel and or violent defeat.

Hitler was shrekt when the Russians arrived at his bunker.

by StannistheKing June 30, 2015

shrekette

Really ugly ogre like female that could be compared to shrek

"whos the ugliest person here?" "yas all no who, fukin shrekette over there!"

by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

shrekage

Only the upmost type of wreckage to truly describe ones situation .It is dervived from 'shrek'd' and 'Wreckage'. This can only be used when one has no other way of explaining the wreckage one has just received.

' bro he just delivered some hardcore shrekage'

by Theswagyeti March 9, 2015