Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

shindingaling

Penis

Look at his shindingaling!

by Shindingaling March 15, 2024

shindingaling

a penis that is small aka a chode.

Jerry has a shindingaling.

by Jules Ash March 15, 2024

Shinglegopper

Someone that claims to have made something that clearly already exists

Ahmed claims he made breathing what a Shinglegopper

by anonymous October 2, 2024

shinjing

V. From the infinitive 'Shinj' which refers to an erotic maneuver whereby one visits a loved one in the hospital, and lightly fondles them while masturbating at their bedside in the dead of night. In order to qualify as a 'True Shinjing' the act is traditionally followed up with a ceremony in which the shinjer should stare at their shinjing hand for at least eight and half seconds, 9 seconds in the UK, and at any point within this duration complete a whispering chant that is constituted thustly: 'I'm so fucked up...'

When I sent you that image of Arthur the Aardvark's right hand covered in syrup with the subtitle "i'm so fucked up..." it was meant to imply that the shinjing that was occuring what metaphorical in that I would be blowing my load spiritually by showing this girl MiSide the hit video game on our first date.

by Zarkator January 8, 2025

shillingsball

A sport typically played in the UK, played by masculine men and young boys to assert dominance into fellow classmates in school

“Oh my god, Chad is so cool he plays shillingsball with his friends”

by MiracleBoy January 12, 2025