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shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.
"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."
by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013
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Cave Shaved

The act of shaving when your not supposed to. Times such as No Shave November or on any bet that involves going for a long period of time without shaving.
Random Dude- Hey are you doing No Shave November?

Other Dude- Hell yeah man

2 weeks later

Random Dude- What happened?

Other dude- I cave shaved...
by jaydogg339 November 14, 2011
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shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.
That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.
by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021
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Base Shave

Shaving the pubic hair around the base of your penis. By showing more of the penis shaft, it can give the appearance that the shlong is bigger.
I always give my meat a base shave before any big date, it adds an extra inch.
by DragonJR February 15, 2022
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shave rape

When you shave someone's *unmentionables* & then rape them. Made up by the famous Sammiie.
x=The Famous Sammiie
o=The Girl Who Wrote This

x: i wanna shave rape a hoeeee
x: hahahahahaha
o: ahahaahaaa
x: i just made that up, shave rape.
o: shave rape
o: see i was thinking you shave their legs or something
o: and then rape them
x: a little higher
o: with their smooth legs
x: hahahahahahaha
o: ahahahahaha
o: okay
x: their smooth unmentionables?
o: yes!
by harajukuuu July 27, 2006
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Shaved the Goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
by Robyso May 25, 2006
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Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.
guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
by octoscorpion January 1, 2011
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