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semifem

(sem . ee . fem)

Half of a woman, the other half being a) unattractive, b) negligible, or c) not present.
a) That girl has a nice butt but an ugly face; overall she's a semifem.

b) As the class disected the prostitute, their professor told them to direct their attention only to her top half. He said, "Think of her as a semifem for now."

c) "Chuck, where's that girl's legs?"
"Oh, she's always been a semifem Atticus"
"Sucks."
by atticuspej November 27, 2006
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Semi slide

Refers to qualifying for the semi-finals of a bracketed, double elimination tournament and subsequently losing three games/matches (championship semis, consolation semis, and 5th/6th place metal round) to place 6th in the tournament.
Did Joe win his semis match? Nah, he did the semi slide.
by NWtigers189 November 5, 2007
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semi-filter

To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.
I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.
by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011
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semi-soberish

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.
oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.
by gfunk406 June 9, 2011
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semifag

a term essentially meaning bisexual, but a kind of endearing and friendly way of saying something that should be derogatory. bisexuals can call themselves semifags (as i often do)
friend: hanna ur such a semifag<33

hanna: i am not ashamed to say that i am a semifag!
by theflamingbisexual October 25, 2011
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semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).
"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."
by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014
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Semi-flirt

When one person is flirting and the other person doesn't realise\notice.
"Andrea semi-flirted with Phil"
by philLITERALLY December 28, 2015
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