royal with cheese

Also known as a quarter pounder with chese, but with the use of the metric system, it would be called royal with cheese.

Can I get a Royal with cheese!

by airickt November 28, 2007

Royal Swirly

A royal swirly is a bullying action in which a person shits in a toilet and dunks someone else's head in. The person is then punched in the stomach by the swirler, hoping the victim opens their mouth out of surprise and sucks in shit. The toilet is then flushed as shit swirls around the victim's head.

1. Earnest is blond, but his hair was brown after a royal swirly.

2. Leonard loves to give the scrawny nerd royal swirlies after class.

by Ilovetoswirl September 1, 2010

Gorbachev Royale

Refers to the mark left when someone with a prince albert slaps another person, usually during the act of fellation, on the forehead.

I was giving Rob the best blowjob of his life last night but he got a little too into it and gave me this gorbachev royale.

by XFocus May 7, 2009

Royal Mail

A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.

Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.

by CroydonBoy January 4, 2008

Royann

Beautiful, intelligent woman. Loves being around family and friends. The life of the party.

Royann lit up the room when she walked in.

by donutgirl February 3, 2010

Clash Royale

A set of code phrases used by closeted gay men to covertly discuss sexual topics

“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general

“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context

“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)

“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)

Gay 1: Hey bro, wanna play some Clash Royale later?

Gay 2: Hell yeah, I’ll bring some lube.

by AnonG2900 December 11, 2021

royally rigged

1. Not just broken, but extremely broken
2. Something having a major glitch.

1) That exam was royally rigged. The teacher put questions on it from chapters we didn't even cover!
2) My computer is definitely royally rigged. I took it to the Geek Squad today and it has over 300 viruses on it.
3) Jack's relationshp with Cindy is royally rigged. He got drunk last weekend and slept with her best friend.

by tcufrog08 January 28, 2008