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missouri ridge runner

In modern days a ridge runner is somone living in or spending a large amount of time in the ozarks region of missouri. Someone that likes camping, hiking, or sitting in rivers in the southern parts of missouri. Someone prefering the backwoods of Missouri to the city life of Kansas City or St. Louis. Not to be confused with a Missouri Meth head.
I'd rather be a Missouri ridge runner then a south county hoosier or a west county snob.
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low budget maze runner 

This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, sweetest, wonderful, and generally the best cast
someone: -who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2: -this is a low budget maze runner cast, they are very funny and nice people
low budget maze runner by gwennys November 28, 2021

suz runner 

A suz runner is when you have a crack pipe, throw it at the front of a car while naked, run around in a circle 3 times.
Jack did a suz runner in a gas station parking lot at night.
suz runner by nategi47 August 20, 2010

cum runner 

Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.
Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!
cum runner by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

dope runner

Dope runner is slang for a person who smuggles or traffics illicit drugs.
You figure him for a dope runner?
dope runner by jafioga January 13, 2008

home star runner 

doofus with no arms
home star runner by Evanezer April 18, 2003

Front Runner 

A front runner is 90% of Dallas Cowboys fans. Most have never even stepped foot in the state, let alone the stadium.
Dig'm- "Hey Gulmers, why do you like the Cowboys again?"
George Jr.- "Because I'm a front runner from the 90's!"
George III- "Because my dad's a front runner and I want to grow up to be just like him!"
Dig'm- "Outta' here LOSERS!"
Front Runner by Dig'm November 2, 2011