Rumpadumpaluvaluva

Your lover, your soul mate, who has the finest ass in the world and makes you sweet ass blueberry pancakes on Saturday mornings while you watch cartoons.

Yell from the living room to the kitchen:
"Rumpadumpaluvaluva these pancakes are so delicious why don't you bring your fine ass in here and give me some sugar!"

by Mad werewolf April 29, 2010

Rump Bump

When two people bump butts, sans trousers.

Only real best friends Rump Bump

by thebattlefish August 25, 2011

rump day

The middle of a work week (Tuesday-Thursday); used in the context of having some rum to help climb a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

Today is rump day! Shake me up a mojito!

by vanti6 October 22, 2014

rumpig

To be a harcore Rum drinker, straight over-proof rum drunk in brown paper bag.
To become very rowdy and aggresive from Rum in large quantities.

"Is that dude serious drinking straight Bundy O.P?"('Bundaberg'-Australian overproof Rum ie. 60% alcohol).
"Don't worry about him, he's a chronic rumpig!"

by Diego June 23, 2003

dwarfskin rumpler

a frightening new swear word used in pleasanton CA that will scare children and sometimes make people named paul curl in the fetal position, hide in the nearest closet, and wet themselves

Brenden: DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!

Paul: stop or ill tell your dad you smoke brendalfly

by Sheldon Molesk August 23, 2007

Anus Rumper

Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.

Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.

by Mark Jackson. January 15, 2009

Rumple Fugly

A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.

Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkly shit, and I am generally fuck ugly?
Liam: Yes, indeed.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009