Roberto

The worlds biggest hardman ever. You need help with lifting steel, just call a Roberto. What a legend

#hardman #Roberto

by HYvNiJnnsn December 18, 2019

Roberto

Is the best fucker around, has a massive horse cock, is not aloud within 200 feet of any school in the USA. Banned from multiple stop clubs because he killed multiple strippers with his huge penis.

Roberto is not aloud near my school.

Roberto killed my best friend with his huge cock.

by Cool gamer mark May 8, 2020

robertson

eh bitch ass person who enslaves others

hey robertson go get me that

by goolgoog August 29, 2020

Roberto

Usually associated with the word “Winner”. Considered a winner over Genesis in every encounter.

Man I can’t believe you’re a Roberto , getting first place all the time

by Heythereeeee1234 October 24, 2020

Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.

Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."

by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020

Robertson goodbye

when you are at a social function with a mixed company of friends and strangers and when it comes time for you to leave, you take a drink from a strangers glass right before leaving. Preferably this will happen as you are saying goodbye to everyone and the attention is on you.

I was down at the bar when I noticed how late it was, so rushed out of the bar and accidentally Robertson goodbye-ed. So today I'm pretty sick. :/

by pseudo-sudo April 22, 2021

Roberto rosati

A really homosexual looking guy with no sleeves wearing a hard hat

Is that one of the village people? No it's a Roberto rosati Jr

by Hahaha1fgjvgg June 10, 2021