Robertho

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet, Roberto's are both funny and shy. They are so cute and to be around one is to fall in love with one. They are very excepting of other people and are very deep and sensitive. They see the world from a whole other point of view. Some are alcoholics but that doesn't ever stop them from achieving their goals, they are smart talented and absolutely wonderful people
Wow hes amazing, must be a Robertho.

Robertho is a good kind hearted person.

by Rob (short form), Robb (short November 23, 2021

Roberto Nevilis

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2020

Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020

robertsons

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.

-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.

by Binesauce May 31, 2018

Roberto Nevilis

The Asshole who invented homework if this man hadn’t been ever lived we wouldn’t have the stress kids have today so if your thinking of doing a research project on the invention of homework here is the definition of the intellectual who invented it

Roberto Nevilis is the intellectual who invented homework

by swagy chillswag July 1, 2020

Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

roberto nevilis

That one Italian Hitler-looking fuck who invented the homework in 1095, Venice, and started this entire mess of stress for the low intelligent students and larger pride digging for the smart teacher's pets fucks. Some say he even caused for the anarchy in schools, Because of that teachers also invented penalties for not doing homework such as getting whipped infront of the whole class, thank God the penalties has changed during the years. I'm not going to be surprised if he died as a virgin. I also have a theory that Roberto nevilis is part of the Satanism.

1.You see this guy over here called Roberto nevilis? I blame him for all of my problems.

2. Elsa: y'know, when I'll become a rich genius, I'll build a time machine so then I'll be able to assassinate Roberto nevilis. And your going to help me.

Dylan: You're*
Elsa: y'know what? When I'll build the time machine then I will also make sure to assassinate your parents too, smartass.

by Absolutely unintelligent Henry September 19, 2017