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Ricer

Someone who owns a 90HP import with stickers for parts that arent installed and have lame body kits with StreetGlow and Muffler Whistles to make up for not having a turbo. Most own both copies of NFS:Underground, and love watching Fast and the Furious movies.
John: You hear that Jim?
Jim: Yea whats that annoying sound?
John: Thats Ricky Ricer in his '88 Honda Accord
Ricky: You hommies wanna watch Fast and the Furious on my used 7" TFT Head Unit?
by Joshua Sloat June 12, 2006
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ricer

1. Anyone who thinks they know shit about cars but are usually wrong and make an ass out of themselves.
2. People who exagerate what their car is capeable of or claim it has beaten cars that it has no way in hell of beating.
3. Someone who thinks 39.99 Candian Tire add-on parts are "cool".
1a. Yeah, my golf redlines at 8700rmp!
1b. Honda's don't need their brakes bled! They have special system! - ricer
Get the fuck outta my garage! - me
2. Yeah so I beat a G35 off the line then I killed a RX8! - this guy owned a 1.5 Civic. BONE STOCK 1.5 Civic!
3. Dude check out that $40 neon light bar they got at Canadian Tire! I need that!
by Mr. Mopar December 10, 2008
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velvet rider

When a woman with dentures is giving head, and then decides to take out her dentures and use her gums.
I was getting head from your grandma, and her dentures came out. Her gums felt like a velvet rider.
by erod January 9, 2008
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Banana Rider

Used to describe someone whose sole purpose is the enjoyment of another person. Typically used in video games like Team Fortress 2. In that example, a banana rider would be a medic who latches onto one single player and does not heal or help anyone else. They typically do not give this treatment to just anyone. A banana rider typically knows its subject or the subject has proven worthy of banana riding.

In Team Fortress 2 a banana rider can also be a pyro or a heavy whose only job is to protect an engineer from spys and demos.

The term could also be used in sports, to describe someone who always passes the ball/puck/etc to their favorite player.

Famous people typically have several banana riders that roll with them wherever they go and wait on them hand and food, brown nose, and defend their subject at all costs.
"That heavy sucks without his fucking banana rider"

"I need a banana rider to keep these gd spys off me"

"John Stockton was Karl Molone's banana rider"

"I was going to get Snoop's autograph but i couldn't get past his banana riders"
by Gnadger September 19, 2009
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riled

a; Excited, worked up, often to the point of ridiculous behavior, or to the point of fighting.

b; Gettin' a woman all horny.

-developed in the dirty south
"Bobby's all riled up! He's gonna whoop some ass!"

"I done got her all riled!"
by Beer Wolf April 10, 2005
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Ricer

Any of a number of persons, usually young males, who place numerous cosmetic enhancements to a vehicle in the belief that such enhancements will add performance to their vehicles. These "enhancements" include but are not limited to:

1. Incorrect badging
2. Insanely large exhaust tips (5" in diameter or greater)
3. Spoilers & bodykits; especially those made of cardboard or plastic
4. Offset tape stripes
5. Single wiper conversion
6. Oriental symbols; esp. on American cars
Cars do not neccesarily need to be imports to be considered "rice"- ex. "Cobra" badging and/or body kit on a V6 Mustang.
I've seen myself the following examples:

"RalliArt" badging on a Honda
"Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage
"Neuspeed" badging on 1997 Lumina
"Type-R" badge and 5" exhaust tip on 1980s Civic Wagovan
Double spoiler, 18" rims and Type-R badge on Geo Metro
Type-R badge on Ford Probe
by Mr_Buick January 15, 2004
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rilea

Amazing, sweet, caring girl. She usally gets hurt a lot because she care to much. Don't get on her bad side! She doesn't think she is pretty because she compares her self to everyone.
I want to be just like Rilea
by Rileainspace August 30, 2016
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