ready smile

Generally speaking, the facial expression of easy going people. In some situations, it could be a signal of being excited and willing to have sex.

A ready smile is easy to find when you visit Bangkok.

All the folks on those ED commercials on TV seem to have ready smiles.

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

Trascendental Reader 34

1. Name used by the best DBH debater in existence who could easily destroy Seth in his prime in a 1vs1 debate. Literally won a debate without a premise.
2. Used to refer to someone who is hated by everyone

Debater 1:Hey you did a Trascendental Reader 34 LMFAO
Debater 2:Well, I am the best.

Debater 3:Prove that.
Debater 2:STFU Trascendental Reader 34.

by First Shadow June 21, 2021

Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.

I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.

by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009

read another book

The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.

HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."

by Martin Luther Cream June 4, 2018

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Rewa

Rewa is a name of Indian origin which means: Swift.
Rewa is also another name for the Indian River narmada.

Eg: I love the name Rewa! It's so short and sweet and meaningful, I'll name my daughter Rewa.

by Highafunicorn April 20, 2018