retro sexual

A person who has not had sex in several years, or even decades

"Dude, I havent gotten laid in months, I think im turning retro sexual"

by Mikeynineinch July 12, 2007

metrosexual

A heterosexual man who displays homosexual traits.

The most well known metrosexual is 'David Beckham'

by school kid October 8, 2006

fetrosexual

A straight female/woman who enjoys manly things i.e. fantasy football, watching excessive sports, farting in public, burping in public. This word has nothing to do with being gay or straight.

For example, Robyn, unlike Leah, loves fantasy football, watching sports, and hanging out with Mike and the guys, thus she shows traits of a fetrosexual.

by Leah22 May 23, 2007

Metrosexual

a modern man who has now adopted what was traditionally perceived as feminine traits

Some women now want men who are more "metrosexual" who cooks, has good grooming habits,and dresses in style.
e.g The character of Will in "Will and Grace" wuld be an deal metrosexual man for Grace if he were not gay.

by Jennifer August 10, 2003

metrosexual

A heterosexual male who is very in-touch with his feminine side. e.g: They are very concerned about their clothes, hair, and grooming; but at the end of they day they have sex...with women (unless all the girls think that he's gay)

Wow Nate Thurman only wears flared pants and spends 60 dollars on shampoo, what a metro.

by Danny February 5, 2004

metrosexual

A "straight" man who is gay, with out all the the sex. Has pedicures and manicures, spends $500 at a hair salon and sit in a chair for 5 hours to have hsi hair shorten and styled, wear Ambercrombie and Fitch, wears Calvin Klein boxer briefs, shaves "down stairs", uses special face products, and smells good

Ryan Seacrest, justin timberlake, and every other young hot actor that can afford these things

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

metrosexual

metrosexual is usually a young urban man, who visits the day spa, has an exclusive gym membership, plays golf, wears Calvin Klein boxers, gets foils in his hair, wears wrist bands and will often sport a gelled mohawk, a pink ben sherman polo top (collar is usually popped), deisel shorts and designer flip flops and listen to dance/trance music. Although they may appear gay, you can find most metro's hanging out at nightclubs, pubs, bars, cafe's or the beach scamming on young chicks or hairdressers (female). These types of "preppy" metrosexuals are found in Australia and are usually of Aussie or British descent. They also tend to drink alcoholic beverages such as Corona or Carlsberg whilst watching the Rugby or AFl, but tend not to yell or shout like NORMAL Aussie blokes. Metro's can also be found hanging out at their local university campus or a cricket or footy match bitching about all the pie eating, VB drinking "yobbos or bogans". Metro's like to drive pussy cars like Mazda's, hyundais, mitsubishis, Renault, Jeeps, BMW's, Audi's and new volkswagons (the small hatchback kind) and watch shit TV shows like Australian Idol and Big Brother and may sometimes even vote! Metro's usually have a 3 mobile phone and have crappy ass jamster ringtones like crazy frog and Club Anthems 2005! Metros do however attend BBQ's but they bring a thai chicken salad, marinated kalimari or sushi instead of eating the steak and sausages on offer. Metro's tend to supprt faggy less masculine football teams such as the Fremantle Dockers, St Kilda or Richmond (the glamour, pretty boy teams).

Evan: "Hey Liam i heard that new bar in Fremantle just opened up, apparently they have complimentary wrist bands you know the rubber kind? and tapas, dip and rice snacks for nibblies...we should check it out, whatta you reckon?"

Liam: "Sounds sweet, let me just change, I think i'm gonna wear my pale lemon Elwood polo top and my Dolce aviator sunnies or is that too tryhard, u know being night and all?

Evan: "Hell no, dude that sounds awesome, the ladies won't be able to stay away trust me, i'm gonna wear my peach and mint mooks polo and my gucci slides...make sure you pop that collar, so metrosexual right now!"

by u r cool December 28, 2005