Self Report

The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.

Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!

by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

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sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.

Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."

by Pete Dick September 14, 2009

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tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.

"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"

by Tim C. November 11, 2004

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The Drudged Up Report

False data. Made up tales from a phony internet news site that laughingly passes for true journalism. A spurious document created by a far right lunatic. Any news spin that is believed by dumb Fox News Fans

Hannity's news piece was a joke. His source was the Drudged Up Report. We all know that Matt Drudge is a puppet of GW Bush and a star Fox News Bushtard.

by Dane Eidson January 19, 2009

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