Reportedly

Adjective used by news companies to legally post fake stuff on their websites...

Trump reportedly helped win the elections by Russia

by Eltharynd May 21, 2018

Sars II: The reckoning

Sars II: The reckoning is the second coming of the much loved sars corona virus. Commonly contacted after eating raw bats, or tonguing out an infected pigs rectum, it is still less deadly than living under a communist government. Many people who contract the virus go on to become a Covid plague rat, and many carriers are a Filthy Chinaman.

"oh my god, I can't breathe. I think that filthy Chinaman has infected me with Sars II: The reckoning".

by SixSixxSix March 7, 2020

TPS report

You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.

You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.

by Austin James April 6, 2004

reiko aylesworth

Best actress ever. <3

"Did you see Reiko last night on 24?"-Me

"Yes. She kicked ass."-Friend

by Lindsay January 16, 2005

TPS Report

A burdensome report that Peter must produce in the movie "Office Space."

Uhhh...yeeahhh..I'm gonna need you to put a cover memo on that TPS Report.

by B-money April 14, 2005

the repooper

the sexual act consisting of the defecation by one partner directly into the anus of the other

"damn, dude, i woke up this morning and my stinkhole reeked and hurt...i think my girlfriend gave me the repooper last night"

by rqms21 January 29, 2007

instant weather report

An instant weather report is a THO

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005