Rectal Reaper

1)Particulary a homo that sticks his penis into a rectum.

2)An insult towards someone being an asshole

1)Harder you dirty rectal reaper!!!!

2)Dammit Joe why you gotta be such a rectal reaper sometimes?

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

Reaport

In a corporate setting, when someone harvests the fruits of your labor(s); maliciously taking stock of someone else's hardwork.

Joe: So how was your presentation?

John: Not good. Fred's group did a reaport of my audit findings last week.

by dubsquid August 24, 2009

reaper

Term with Automotive origin, used in the context "to pull a reaper"
context: to pull off, or do.
Meaning:
1. A spin, a crash, or a near miss.
2. To fail in something badly or screw it up completely
3. To not succeed

"Damn I spun out again, I keep doing a reaper"

Is also applicable in embarassing situations, for instance, breaking wind infront of females, or "arriving" to early..
"damn, I pulled a reaper!"

by Dori Shed April 26, 2006

Reapist

Someone who takes pleasure in farming crops to the point of a crime. One such person typically uses a sickle to farm their land.

I heard that guy next door is a real reapist.

by MilesN June 18, 2020

Reaper23

The inevitable, your worst nightmare?

Its hard to be reaper23, to make each lad stand up for a high five, make each girl wet by the time he enters the room.

As once one lesbian said, "I love reaper23 so much, he is such a strong handsome man"

And for legal reasons, everything is a lie, he is just short pathetic male waiting for epic sex between obama and osama.

Person1: have you heard, that dude can kill flies with chopsticks.
Person2: he is such a reaper23

by Clover Norton August 1, 2021

Buzz Reaper

A person who is a constant buzzkill or a person who will go out of their way to kill a buzz and ruin a good time. May also be called "Buzz reaping."

Why are you being such a buzz reaper right now?" "I could not handle all the buzz reaping being done at the party so I had to leave.

by the 3 stoners April 11, 2011

Dancing With The Grim Reaper

How you tell your kids their dad isn’t coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Z’s hit song.

Child: Mum when’s papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)

by Dr P. Fletcher December 15, 2018