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raccoon city

a town with no means of entertainment or any kind of social, cultural scene; it is so devoid of life it resembles Raccoon City of Resident Evil fame. (i.e. ghost-town)
Tom: Man, there is nothing to do here, let's drive up to Las Vegas and have some real fun!

Harry: I'm down. Now leaving Raccoon City.
by Personman01 May 29, 2007
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racoon dog

a small rodent like dog often found eating out of bins. brown rotting hair quite porpis
"fucking racoon dog eating out of my ass again!"
by r0wlzi April 6, 2004
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Raccooning

The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.
When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.
by Heycat81 October 1, 2011
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Alpha raccoon

Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.
Savannah: i hate max
Melicka: so do i

Shaynelle: same like who calls themself alpha raccoon
by Tay and sav January 5, 2020
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Raccoon Saloon

A raccoon saloon is a place where raccoons and people ca both go to eat. It's like a normal saloon but with raccoons. Most of the food served there is fruit, preferably berries.
Man, the raccoon saloon was hopping last night!
by oahoijsdosjd September 22, 2010
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Raccoon

Raccoons are nature’s juggernauts. After doing research, I found a list of some of the best traits about them from a trustworthy researcher called “reccooneggs”, which is his birth name. (though they have many more special traits)

Reason 1: He protec but he also attac
Reason 2:They naturally regenerate limbs. Need to whip up a quick dinner? Just chop off a raccoons leg.
Reason 3: They’re obedient. Want someone dead? A raccoon will kill them James Bond style no questions asked.
Reason 4: Racoon Urine cures cancer
Reason 5: Theyre really good at video games. Are you a copper IV in rainbow six siege? They’ll carry you all they way up to diamond.
Reason 6: Need protection against someone with a gun? Raccoons are naturally bulletproof.
Reason 7: Raccoons can DESTROY any animal in a 1v1.
Reason 8: People see you walking a dog? They ignore you. People see you walking a raccoon? Looks like you just got a get-out-of-virgin-free card.
Reason 9: Raccoon feces cure hepatitis.
Reason 10: Just look at them, they’re adorable.
Dude I almost got killed yesterday. Thankfully I had my pet raccoon Ralph to save me from the shooter so my raccoon could lunge onto him and kill him!
by Nathaniel822 June 24, 2018
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Raccoon's Breakfast

That which is eaten in a way that results in a lot of noise being made such as open mouthed chomping, slurping and munching.

Thats how raccoons eat. And raccoons like breakfast as much as the next vertebrate.

Now since it is impossible to eat pussy with one's mouth closed, and since pussy is generally so tasty as to provide a man with a great feast to which there can be no resistance it therefore follows that the sound a guy makes when Dining At The Y is accompanied by noises not unlike those a raccoon makes when its having its brekky.

Hence the phrase.

And it doesn't harm one bit that a Raccoon will eat more or less anything and gets fucking pissed if you take its tasty snack away before its done.

It all adds to the mental image.
"For Fucks Sake Bobby can you pack it in. I cant get a wink of fucking sleep over here".
"Sorry, man. Im just getting the Raccoon's Breakfast".

Marlowe looked up from his desk. The broad was tall. Good looking. Too good. Looked like she had the kind of money that only comes with a long story and a gun. He wondered how long it would be before he was getting the Raccoon's Breakfast.

In his memoire, Kissinger recalled how often during the Kennedy years, the Oval Office would be often be the venue for some of the old Raccoon's Breakfast.
by goody5 December 11, 2011
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