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rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.
''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.
by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016
mugGet the rhino ringmug.

rhino mount

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!
This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest
by Special_mason June 18, 2017
mugGet the rhino mountmug.

rhino raped

When someone runs up behind you grabs your shoulders and jams their knee up your ass, or makes a fist and gives you an upper cut into your ass
Jesus, dude I just got rhino raped on the way to Trig
by DerektheDude September 26, 2006
mugGet the rhino rapedmug.

golden rhino

When you put on a condom, then urinate, then engage in vaginal sex
"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"
by BattleDuck23 January 7, 2017
mugGet the golden rhinomug.

rhino chron

the real deal holyfield a.k.a. the white rhino #5, 70% indica / 30% sativa, similar high to G-13.
"Yo Setti did you get your hands on the rhino chron."
by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003
mugGet the rhino chronmug.

Rhinos Leg

Someone with a wrinkly penis, often followed by some form of STI. Normaly the name would begin with a J or B. This person is known to whack their Rhinos Leg out to anyone with a pulse
Example
"hey I slept with Jason last night"
"no way did you see his Rhinos leg?"
by Wellington Sproutface November 26, 2011
mugGet the Rhinos Legmug.

smothered rhino

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)
"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."
by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009
mugGet the smothered rhinomug.

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