by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!
This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest
by Special_mason June 18, 2017

When someone runs up behind you grabs your shoulders and jams their knee up your ass, or makes a fist and gives you an upper cut into your ass
by DerektheDude September 26, 2006

"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"
by BattleDuck23 January 7, 2017

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Someone with a wrinkly penis, often followed by some form of STI. Normaly the name would begin with a J or B. This person is known to whack their Rhinos Leg out to anyone with a pulse
by Wellington Sproutface November 26, 2011

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)
"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."
by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009
