Creeper Res

Abbreviated for Creeper Resolution. An absurdly high resolution used on photos and videos that reveals the most detailed sexual parts of a woman. Leads mostly to Fapping.

Hey Rick, Robert took some great creeper res shots last week at the dance team auditions last week. Let's go fap to them.

by Litoz April 19, 2010

re-penis

the penis of a retarded individual

everyone was appalled at the sight of the down syndrome man masturbating on the bus. "he just pulled out his re-penis and began going to town." said one on looker

by ernae August 19, 2011

Re-enacturd

A really, really stupid, whiny Civil War re-enactor.

Hey did you hear that re-enacturd? He was whining about how he had to sleep outside in the cold and that he didn't have enough blankets.

by stella22132 February 12, 2007

RE-Up

Re-up is defined as replenishing something

Idiots like Sandra think only drug dealers use it

Re-up my cup of water

by jamaalrk June 12, 2016

Re-pubing

Is when a man who has already gone through puberty, physically goes through puberty again. (loses pubic hair and then grows it back, voice begins to crack again, has a bad case of acne, awkward around girls). Likened in nature to the molting patterns of the bird known as the Male Indigo Bunting or the Blue Footed Booby)

"Jesse's voice cracked this week while he was singing, he must be re-pubing."

by thefearlessleader August 22, 2011

petal res

When the sage on your team in Valorant (Online FPS) uses her resurrect ability out in the god damn open, resulting in you dying for no reason for the second time.

Yo sage, can you come res me? Woah wait wait wait dude wat the hell was that petal res????

by kent102938 February 5, 2021

Re-hyphening

1) The act of mentally shifting a hyphen in a sentence or comment which contains the pattern {adjective-ass noun} Used for personal amusement only. From the webcomic xkcd (www.xkcd.com/37)

2) Verbally expressing this mental re-hyphening to show discontent or apathy toward a person's vocabulary, word choice, comment, or the person in general.

Take note: Not all hyphens can be shifted for this effect - i.e. phrases like No-Talent Ass Clown or Punk-Ass Bitch - because the hyphens either don't make sense anywhere else, or they're just funnier where they are.

1)
Person One: Man, that's one ghetto-ass car!
Person Two: (Thinks: "Man, that's one ghetto ass-car!") Hehehe.

2)
Person One: I had a nasty-ass cold last week.
Person Two: An ass-cold? Is that some new STD?

Person One: Goddamn, I'm one bad-ass fucker!
Person Two: Yes, I bet you're a horrible ass-fucker, and I'm sure your boyfriend would agree.
Person One: Quit re-hyphening me, you ass bastard!

by E-McJeevey December 2, 2010