by Colejaboy October 30, 2008
This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.
After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.
The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.
Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.
Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..
After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.
The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.
Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.
Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..
Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!
by TheProRammer August 18, 2014
An exclamation used to the effect of 'fuck off', 'piss off', 'go away' or anything else in that vein. The word "ram" is also a versatile substitute for swearing, suitable for use in class. It can be used as a noun, an adjective, a pronoun, a verb and several more.
1. Guy: You've got a face like a smacked arse, ya bawbag!
Other guy: Ram off ya rammin' rambag!
2. Guy: Ooh, that was a hard hit!
Other Guy: Aye not as hard as I Rammed yer ma last night, mind!
Other guy: Ram off ya rammin' rambag!
2. Guy: Ooh, that was a hard hit!
Other Guy: Aye not as hard as I Rammed yer ma last night, mind!
by Big Gus July 21, 2006
Friend: "Look at that beast over there climbing trees in the woods."
Other friend: "Woah! I have never seen anything like it. Iwonder what species that is."
Friend: "From the way it looks, it must be a Jay ram!"
Other friend: "With that speed, i bet it likes to climb amazons too."
Other friend: "Woah! I have never seen anything like it. Iwonder what species that is."
Friend: "From the way it looks, it must be a Jay ram!"
Other friend: "With that speed, i bet it likes to climb amazons too."
by FitLife24/7 May 20, 2017
1.)Another term for a rim job
OR
2.) a game where one 2 guys take turns kicking each other in the nuts till one falls down. last one standing wins
OR
2.) a game where one 2 guys take turns kicking each other in the nuts till one falls down. last one standing wins
1.) "I gave Sally the ol' ram shambo last night."
2.) "Billy is unable to have kids due to too many games of ram shambo"
2.) "Billy is unable to have kids due to too many games of ram shambo"
by chrystie October 21, 2007
An derogatory way to refer to New Zealanders, suggesting that they have sex with rams. Derivative of sheep shagger.
by ajmason87 July 17, 2006
Let's go at ramming speed down the road.
by 5'11"racer October 09, 2006