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Splitting
Splooge + Shitting = Splitting
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
Splitting by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025
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Splitting
A totally normal cultural behavior called *hyperbole*, that “mental health professionals” pathologize.
It’s a classical example of cultural/social unawareness or dissonance in modern psychiatry/“mental healthcare.”
It’s a classical example of cultural/social unawareness or dissonance in modern psychiatry/“mental healthcare.”
“Dude that ice cream we had the other day was the BEST EVER!!!!”
“Dude that ice cream we had from that other shop was literally the WORST, it tasted like DOG SH**”
Psychiatrist: “yeah that’s splitting, I think that’s bipolar.”
Friend: “you sure that’s not just his personality doc?”
“Dude that ice cream we had from that other shop was literally the WORST, it tasted like DOG SH**”
Psychiatrist: “yeah that’s splitting, I think that’s bipolar.”
Friend: “you sure that’s not just his personality doc?”
Splitting by in plain sight April 14, 2026
splitting wigs
splitting wigs by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017
Splitting Cannons
Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above
Splitting Cannons by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011
Splitting Logs
Splitting Logs by shart master flex January 2, 2010
splitting hairs
When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late
splitting hairs by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006
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