Quagmire

the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits!

the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.

by unknown June 11, 2006

Quagg

1. quagg (noun)

An individual who is a slow, slow runner and failure at everything he or she does.

* 'Quagg' must be spoken in a tone similar as that of saying 'quack' imitating a duck.*

Graham you so slow. I'LL BURN YOU! Quiggity, quagg, quagg.

by Jay RRRR November 25, 2007

quaggy

soft and flabby; pillowy

You're really quaggy! You know that?

by Kaela October 17, 2003

quagga

mammal of South Africa that resembled a zebra; extinct since late 19th century

guys.. look at that fucking quagga. its so very.. quaggaish. ha, how very humorous. aww look, its sickly..haha

by Urkah v. December 19, 2004

Quagmire

The funniest pimp in the world, appears on family guy

example 1-Quagmire:hey does this look like a q to you?

example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright

example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright

by OWNAGEMASTER April 20, 2006

quagga

Something that is really, really fun to yell at whiny, in-the-closet-emo kids who are late to class.

*Emo walks into room late*
*Everyone points and yells*
Everyone: QUAGGA!!!!!!
Emo: Holy crap you guys, leave me alone!

by hawk222 May 22, 2009

mario quagliani

Little fuckin pussy.....hockey sucks you fagget!!!!haha

mario quags is a little fuckin fagget

by MAC 12 April 21, 2005