qaffy

Referring to a fan of Showtime's 'Queer as Folk.'

Dana is such a qaffy. She watches Queer as Folk like, every time it airs and then calls me about it.

by Cooper Gold April 13, 2008

Quafted

A nice looking (shape)... appealing to the eye.

i love Justin Beibers hair. It's so perfectly quafted!

by pseudonym-girl November 11, 2010

Quafed

To have reached the point of inebriation, through consumption of the substance of choice, where the feeling is of the 'perfect high', no more, no less.

Hey man, I'm quafed. It's sooo good!

by TigreArts November 20, 2010

Qwaffet

A person who likes to have sex but does not experience it as something intimate. They do not understand the concept of sex with intimacy, when they have sex, it’s just sex without an emotional connection. They can have an emotional connection to the person they are having sex with, but does not see sex as something that would define a part as the relationship. They simply do not understand what sex has to do in a relationship, they do not define sex as something intimate.

“What do you mean she’s a Qwaffet? The hell is that?”

“It means she doesn’t see sex as something intimate.”
“What? Isn’t that asexual?”
“She 100% likes sex, but she wouldn’t define it as something intimate. To her sex is just a form of pleasure, nothing more.”

“I still don’t get it”
“Me neither, mate”

by Oi mate, I’m out of peanuts :( July 28, 2018

Quafer

When your mate is an absolute flannel and misses a party to meet his girlfriend

You were such a Quafer on Saturday night

by Fluffy hedgehog November 22, 2018

arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

by educated sexpod October 14, 2004