quam

Someone who eats punani.

Dude I totally quamed this girl yesterday.

by Tealer January 6, 2008

Quam

A short, incredibly sexy young stoner.


Also, see Quam Baby

QUAMCAKES are tasty!

by Ryan November 13, 2003

Quam

An exclamation serving nearly any purpose. Originating from Bob Wood.

"QUAM!" -Bob Wood

by La~ May 10, 2004

Quamlit

strong, passionate feeling for someone you have romantic relations with.

"I quamlit (name of the person whom you love or are in love with)"

by Paige Bledsoe February 23, 2007

quams

"Quams" word for pussy

last night i got some quams

by Poe-Boy June 1, 2007

Quagmire

A sex-crazed, perverted, idiotic, yet strangely hilarious character on the TV show, Family Guy. his catchphrase(s)are:

"Giggitty giggitty!!!"
"All riiight!"

My favorite Quagmire quote is as follows:

*Quagmire approaches a hot girl at the bar*
Quagmire: heyy
Hot Girl (in guy voice): hey
Quagmire (looks freaked out): EWWWW a transvestite!!!! wait- pre-op or post-op?
Hot Girl: pre-op.
Quagmire: oh. EWWWWWWWW A TRANSVESTITE!!!!

by jamia March 28, 2008

Quagmire

The sex crazed character on the show Family Guy. Full name is Glen Quagmire. Many funny quotes. Favorite phrases are "Giggity giggity goo" and "Heh heh heh, allll right"

Quagmire:(talking to girl on couch in his house) "...To answer your question, something like that" (points to rocket in roof)

Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?"

Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit?
Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance!

by iMusicFreak April 6, 2009