Ponk

To engage in the act of masturbation whilst defecating.

This is a big poo, I might be here a while. I think I'll have a wee little wank to pass the time. I love a good Ponk.

by Wanna Ponk? November 14, 2010

plonker

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

by KL June 27, 2003

ponkel

Word that is defined by the context that is used, much like Fuck or Smurf. Generally used in a derogatory way eg Ponkel-head.

Briedy is a Ponkelhead!

by Steve K January 13, 2005

ponk

to whore, bitchslap, disgrace, own

cookie will now ponk bronto

by cookie October 9, 2002

plonko

someone who gets pissed of cheap wine

by daniel king February 16, 2003

oonka poonka

(adj)
Being quite hyper and at the same time tired. Often can be mistaken for being high. The origins of the term date back to the oompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say? They're orange and green. They're obviously on acid.

1st person: Wheeee ahaaaaa
2nd person: whoa, you're oonka poonka dude.

by ClaireV. November 21, 2007

ponk a yammy

v. To hit with something, throw something at, or shoot.

Dat Boy done ponk a yammy wit me for the last time.

by Def Bommy May 5, 2003