dick puppet

An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.

Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.

Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!

by B 2 Da C October 1, 2005

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dick puppet

A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.

Also see ragdoll sex

See that little blonde "dick puppet" over there,,, She's a freak!

by bare bear balls October 19, 2009

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mud puppet

The resulting disgusting feces-covered hand that is a direct result of anal fisting. The feces is sometimes used to draw a face on the offending hand in order to make it look like a puppet. Also known as a poopet.

I fisted that nasty chick in the butt and she wanted to play mud puppets afterwards. I will never drink again.

by Tony Buttman January 13, 2014

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playing puppet

The act of masturbating.

"Dude stop playing puppet! No one wants to see your one man show."

by Tip McMahon January 16, 2006

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Putin's Puppet

Anyone who questions American corporate power and world hegemony.

Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!

by Denim Bucket Sheik February 26, 2018

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sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

by captainherring April 8, 2005

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