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Prison Sand

A hairy butt crack generally located in prison. Acts a a good deterrent from Bubba when dropping the soap in shower. Note: always keep soap on a rope.
"Hey Bubba, wanna have a turn on little jimmy", "NO WAY!, he has some nasty prison sand and I'm still recovering from last weeks mass chaffing wounds".
by Terra-D September 24, 2019
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Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.
Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon
by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021
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Prison Tackle

When one person tackles your feet and another tackles your waist. Even the biggest, baddest dude it the pen is going down after that.
“Dude he’s twice your size.”

So what? Let’s prison tackle his ass.”
by BaronTvirus February 27, 2022
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Prison

I had to go to adult timeout/ prison
by Factnerds23 March 23, 2022
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Prisonland

The newest Disneyland attraction wherein you can experience all levels of the exciting prison experience, from dropping the soap in a crowded shower to embarking on an insanely exciting but doomed escape outta Alcatraz to being on Death Row, ordering up a Happy Meal as the last great gastronomic moment of your pathetic life.
My big friend, Mr. Bubba, says to Mickey whom he now realizes testified against him, “Bend over baby, we’re in Prisonland!”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2022
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Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.
I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.
by Buck naked May 29, 2017
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Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023
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