Prosciutto poisoning

When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.

Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!

by Silky_13 June 24, 2021

Prostijuana

A prostitute who does marijuana.

Yo mama a Prostijuana.

Hey Prostijuana, get yo ass in my car.

by Stanley Oceangate November 10, 2008

pooskins

another way of saying holy shitor crap

pooskins theres a chiken wearing a coat!!!!!!

by M.MAC January 27, 2007

prokie

Someone who tends to procrastinate. A nickname for procrastinator.

You're such a prokie

by choka87 September 29, 2005

Prostimom

A mother who can only support her children by sleeping with people for money.

Hey Chris, your mom was telling me she doesn't have to go on welfare because of her new job as a prostimom!

by jmclayp September 10, 2009

Pronking

To hold onto someones beer while they are doing something that uses both of their hands (using the bathroom, digging for money, etc). Can also be used to hold other things, but it's main purpose is beer holding.

Hey man, pronking? I gotta piss.

Dude, pronking, I can't find my fucking money.

by Pronky McPronkerson September 3, 2011

poskies

means kool,sweet,popo,great and,awsome

instead of sayin kool say poskies

by sheldon.L July 23, 2005