prom promise

a bullshit declaration that some high school students are forced to sign by their goody goody two shoes parents that says that they won't use alcohol or drugs during prom night. Ah-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!

Prom Promise is an idea spawned by extreme MADD-types, Tipper Gore-types and soccer moms. If you resort to having your kids make such chicken shit pledges like that then you don't really trust them and you ain't raising them up in a good way. If you've done your max to rear them right then you have to let them loose.

1. "...he's got to make his own mistakes..."
RUSH
New World Man

2. the little birdie has to fly sometime.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2009

promosexuality

The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.

Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.

"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "

"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."

by alt-ID October 8, 2013

Promise in Progress

A promise you would like to make but due to a lack of experience or tools cannot, so you leave it as a Promise in Progress

It's a Promise in Progress

by Equilib April 17, 2018

Promyss

Promyss is a over all amazing girl who is loving and cares about everyone. Promyss won’t take no crape and is always ready to fight. She’s a great friend and gf and will help anyone. If u find a promyss in your life hold on to her tight and don’t let go because she’s a rare one

Promyss would give the shirt off her back to anyone in need

by 13456 March 9, 2019

promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some random discord weirdo thot thinking she’s getting comm in yb cord

“promise ain’t getting comm” yeh her ugly ass getting no comm

by Kharomani June 13, 2022