Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides

Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM

by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025

Hobo present

a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.

Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!

by Anthony Josafiend August 24, 2009

presentate

Is the berm form of present

I will presentate today

by Clorox whyps May 3, 2023

Chirstmas eve presents

santa come that early???

I got my chirstmas eve presents

HOW ALR?

by Weird Word Dictionary December 23, 2021

pass-along birthday present

Humorous-but-heartwarming term dat refers to where you either:
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or

(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.

Giving pass-along birthday presents can be just as enjoyable and bring just as much happiness to da person having da birthday as if he'd kept da presents for himself, since he will know dat whomever he's giving da items to will be enjoying/utilizing them even more than he would have. Same deal if a friend beamingly tells you of something extra-fortunate dat happened to him on your birthday, since you can feel glowingly radiant in your heart dat your good buddy experienced something dat made his life easier and/or more fun/pleasant.

by QuacksO October 15, 2021

signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.

That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.

by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023