Portland Assdriver

This sexual act is very similar to the Portland Piledriver but instead of her cunt taking the beating, it’s her ass.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her ass. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I knew she liked it in the ass but I had no idea she would take the Portland Assdriver. Dumb ho.

by uojr October 13, 2004

Portland gangbang

Any group of hipsters hanging out together numbering four or more.

(1) The dance floor at the Class Actress show was vacant, save for a modest Portland gangbang.

(2) I wanted to check out the new jeans at Urban Outfitters today, but the women's section was a total Portland gangbang.

by Nouveau Bitch October 16, 2011

natalie portman

Beautiful, intelligent, passionate, amazing, robbed of an Oscar, and has more talent that I can fathom.

"Who's the most amazing girl on Earth?"
"Natalie Portman"

by AussiePearl43 May 18, 2005

portmantology

the study or art of coining portmanteau words.

He is a dab hand at portmantology.

by uttam maharjan September 25, 2010

Portland Kiss

When a woman places her vagina on a man or another woman and that said person gives them oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude I had a crazy night at a stripper club...she totally gave me a Portland Kiss.
Guy 2: EWW GROSS
Guy 1: Ya I have an appointment to get checked out for all std's...fingers crossed.
Guy 2: My prayers are with you man.

by MRDYRNDAY September 19, 2011

portman road

Home of the finest football club in england , ipswich town , Manager joe royle and david sheepshanks live here

Man, Portman road is one sweet place to watch Ipswich town

by Squiz July 14, 2004

Portland

The largest city in Maine. Portland, Oregon's namesake. The first, the best, the original.

Portland, Maine, is what anyone who's anyone means when they refer to Portland.

by newmainer November 16, 2006