Sweaty Pork

A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.

Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.

We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.

My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

Secret pork

When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.

Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.

by GodManBeast November 25, 2011

Pork belly

A pork belly is a country alcoholic kind of guy that eats too much

John's pork belly is popping out of his buttoned shirt.

by Cuntryyyyboy May 29, 2017

Pork on a spork

A policeman on a bicycle.

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."

by Mondeblue February 23, 2013

Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

by Udps October 8, 2019

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Pork Rake

A rake specifically designed to rake up pigs, living or dead.

"Humphrey! Dinner's ready!" "Just a sec, Cripplewoman! I have to pork rake the lawn!"

by Emilie Grant April 9, 2008