Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”
Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
by _hunny_ December 13, 2018
Get the Poptartmug. A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!
by fatz mcgee October 12, 2018
Get the Poptartmug. When your girl is extra hot and needy so you flip her over and fill her with cream until she is ooeygoey and overly toasted.
by ToastyMcStuffins July 5, 2022
Get the Poptartmug. 
Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.
Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018
Get the Poptart Effectmug. by assgiggles December 10, 2011
Get the cracker crust poptartmug.