Don't let the ponies blind you

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

by catnaps April 29, 2010

Pontificator

Noun. One who pontificates.

He/She is such a pontificator. Pontificator's to the "N"th degree, however, never any action.

by D06AT December 1, 2010

pondi

Pornographic material. Mostly visual in nature like CD , magazine

I watched pondi.
Say If you go to a CD shop ,you will ask for a "pondi cd" .

by hudugababa September 17, 2008

poning

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

Pontiac Tom

A person who LOVES pontiacs. This type of person's car is black. This type of person always talks about doing stuff to his / her car, but never really seems "to get around to it" nor is able to afford it. Enjoys rubbernecking at accidents, and pretending his car performs well and is naturally better than all other cars (even though it isn't). Also, enjoys spontaneously buying stereo systems for his / her car without consulting anyone with knowledge on it.

Man. Would you look at that Pontiac Tom? What a queer.

by Ajit Kirpekar April 23, 2004

PONTIAC

"Poor Old Niger Thinks Its A Cadillac"
IS what it stands for

"that old Niger is so confused" IS WHAT PONTIAC stands for

by xcadex May 23, 2006

Pontiac 6000

Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.

People laugh when they see me start my shitbox P6k in the winter.

by Nameles October 28, 2004