Hokey pokey

The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections

You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Little Pokey’s Room

A place where only legends and absolute units use the restroom.

I have to use the little pokey’s room.

by Bigboy335 July 8, 2021

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

A pokey thingy

It's a stick or something similar that cool girls say. Sometimes refered to as a stabby thingy.

Give me a pokey thingy.

by Toe knee 51 April 28, 2022

Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.

Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy

by Dyldonator May 12, 2022

Pokey

1.of or relating to any sort of sexual intamacy
noun.

2. A very freaky or sexual individual.
3. To get poked or to poke

You heard ebrahim and kimari in the room last night? Them get pokey.

by Toomucchmoney January 22, 2022

Pokey

Buisness

Bob: "Pokey Means Buisness!
John: "oh that music from earthbound cool

by MrMinimumWageBrain December 8, 2021