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charm points

from the animated masterpiece;
Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masarusan

Masaru, possibly the greatest sexy commando to ever grace the earth, wears two shining circular disks upon his shoulders. these disks are lovingly referred to as his 'charm points'.

When worn, Masaru's hair mysteriously becomes several inches longer, this makes the items highly valuable in the eyes of certain devious hair growth researchers. These researchers have attempted to take the charm points by force in the past, but were no match for Masaru.
Other strange features include bizzare smoke/steam that the charm points produce when in the rain, strange technological disturbances ((such as cash registers spelling out strange messages rather than computing the amount of money to be exchanged)) and the fact that they weigh a fricking TON!. (Masaru lifts them with ease, which proves to be misleading to the other characters)

Masaru found his beloved charm points in the mountains, therefore he wisely deducted that they came from the earth. Emediately after aquiring the charm points Masaru was confronted by several rude, naked, glowing children with huge black eyes, who demanded Masaru should give them his beloved accessories. Not one to tolerate rudeness, Masaru promply beat them up and went on his merry way.
"what are those things?!?"

"these.. are my CHARM POINTS!"
by sakket pico September 9, 2006
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toast points

When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.
Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!
by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003
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Points

Refers to an event or something occurring when a favourable outcome is achieved, usually within the context of a Fantasy/Dream Team Competition.
Dude, Cameron Smith just scored!
POINTS!!!!!
by YNWA_0808 September 12, 2011
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talking points

The one phrase or idea that candidates repeat over and over again in debates and commercials until it people believe it. Especially applicable to the 2004 election and an indication of the downfall of the media.
Crossfire Dweeb: We do honest debate on this show
Jon Stewart: No, you don't. All you do is scream the talking points at each other.
by Alisa November 1, 2004
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cool points

Is a system of points that reflect a person's popularity or social ranking. One is awarded cool points for doing something stupid or a completely mindblowing act (such as banging mark's mom or eating a baby) due to the fact that the person has either low self esteem or because his friends are complete doushe bags. Also High 5's and Negg's play quite a role in the cool ponts system. When one recieves a high 5, he is awarded usually 10 cool points. But when someone is disgraced with a Negg, they have 10 cool points subtracted. After one has banked up 100 cool points he is thought to be quite a cool fellow and his self esteem is quite high. But when someone has
-100 cool points they are diagnossed with AIDs and are thought of as sluts who give fat chicks sex.
Friend 1: Dude, i dare you to bang mark's sister
Friend 2: OKAY!
**Some time passes**
Friend 2: **Shows Friend 1 Mark's Sister's Pantys**
Friend 1: DUDE!!! U get like 1000 cool points for this
**The friends exchange congradulatory High 5's**
by WWT SKATER September 6, 2008
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gossip points

derived from the clique books, gossip points are given by the magnitude of your gossip. the bettter the gossip the more the points.
Jen is pregnant, thats at least 300 gossip points.
by JK! September 18, 2008
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