potty dead leg

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long

Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."

by AllByMySELF December 14, 2014

perfectly potty

(Chiefly British English)
1. Crazy, Utterly ridiculous, philosophically disjointed
-or depending on vocal inflection:
2. Delightfully silly

"(To start a new religion) you have to be a person of the type who gets (satisfaction) making people believe something they would have regarded as perfectly potty before meeting you."

Here's a literary example:
"Speaking of ‘lectricity…have this clock and it’s run slow for two years and all of a sudden, whacko, it runs on time. Now I wouldn’t a thought a thing, but Rigby said same thing happened to him. It’s as if they upped the voltage or something.

Darling, you’re perfectly potty."

-excerpt from "Hand Do Lie" by Laureen Vonnegut

by Bitter Blackale September 30, 2013

human squatty potty

It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.

Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.

by I trademark ™ November 13, 2018

popty ping

A Welsh word for microwave.
Best word ever invented.

Some of the best looking popty pings have knobbles

Shell has a red popty ping.

Her popty ping has red knobbles.
My popty ping is making popcorn.

by joeking84 September 16, 2013

Potty humor

Joke, or a humorous statement, relative to shit, defecation, urination or anything that relates to the toilet.

I was full of sh*t, but I just went to the toilet and took it all out - that's an example of a very poorly constructed potty humor joke.

by MajuiF May 9, 2011

pottymouth

Someone you can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.

Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Gerladine - You're such a pottymouth!

by Mark November 27, 2003

pootytrash

severe vaginal discharge

Somebody get me a sanitary napkin! My pootytrash is leaking out all over the place!

by Kenneth Marks August 20, 2007